is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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