just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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