White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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