Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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