No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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