what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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