Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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