Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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