how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You smell like stripper and shame
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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