Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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