I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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