Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i came on her dog
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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