Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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