We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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