i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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