Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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