Buhtt sex?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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