I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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