Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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