you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just found puke in my bra..
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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