remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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