their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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