he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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