Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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