when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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