I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Houston, we have a squirter
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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