im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
COCAINE IS GR8
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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