He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
we should paint friendship bongs
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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