i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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