I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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