Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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