i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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