That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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