Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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