The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Is it because I queefed?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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