Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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