Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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