Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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