I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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