32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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