I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Are my feet made of real feet?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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