I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Randomize