is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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