Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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