Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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