idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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