It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize