Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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