We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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