I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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