yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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