he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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