He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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