Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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