I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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